Monday, April 20, 2009

They forgot about gambling!



I recently came across a link to the above video and of course I have some thoughts.

1) Lifehouse isn't a christian rock band. It was always my impression this song was about a girl, not Jesus. So, I did a quick bit of research. According to Wikipedia the genre's they fall under are punk, post grunge, crap like that. Not Christian. It says they started as a "Christian Band" but if they didn't stick with that because of the money then the irony of using their songs for that skit is even better.

2) If you can make it all the way through, which, really, it's tough, the guy who hands her the knife and gun totally tosses her across the stage in the battle scene.

3) Everybody knows that Jesus has a beard and long hair.

4) Everybody also knows that Jesus wore linen, not choir robes made of polyester.

5) Why does Jesus waist his energy with the fake tug-o-war thing. I mean, he's all powerful right, zap people with lightening bolts or demonstrate your league leading rebounding boxing out technique a little sooner.

6) Everybody knows that wanting to be a model and drinking beer leads to suicide. Duh!

7) I love when the people in the crowd start to cheer. As if Jesus wasn't going to win the whole time!

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